Tracklist Plan for 2013

For all the Cinema Lovers here is something which you would like to see. And so this is just a itinerary of all the Upcoming Hollywood movies which everyone is interested to look forward at. Check out the tracklist plan below ( can be changed accordingly ) and get all set to ride your ass.

Specific Mentions ( Sequels, Big Budget movies ) are inserted in the above image.

Movie Review : Dabangg 2 [ 2012 ]

 Slapdash Directorial Cut !

As someone who is a big Sallu fan, who liked and loved Dabangg [ 2010 ], and was thoroughly infuriated by Ek Tha Tiger [ 2012 ], just had one question while entering the new Sallu film that how much ammendment would Dabangg 2 have ? The comeback, unfortunately, Dabangg 2 is not so entertaining ( it is but in parts ).

Director Arbaaz Khan prefers to hold saucy and fresh dialogues to hide the flaws. But this doesn't help till end because it becomes too repetitive and dreary to pay attention at. The action scenes are insane and look like as if they are produced when technology was not on tap. Arbaaz as his directorial debut, just happens to be clumsy. Too, the movie is lanky without Malaika Arora Khan’s waist ! Plus when you wait for something or the other too happen or bounce at you, unluckily, that does happen but the progress is too delayed and makes the sub-plots becomes unsatisfactory. Too, Sallu needs to be in the right shape if he schemes to do any action films hereby. Dilip Shukla ( Writer ) too sinks the script throwing the audience in borehole.

Further Investigation outcomes are situations when the pregnant wife is being rolling down the temple stairs and her brother-in-law is being held back by the mobsters. This is the most common shot ever seen in any of the B - grade movies making the film look hazy and of 80's type. The film is totally Bollywoodized when the plot revolves around the usual standard story - A Hero, his Wife, A Villain and his gang of henchmens all spiced up together to make the Masala Movie of the Year.

Arbaaz comes and disappears at his own will, while Sonakshi Sinha ( Rajjo ) - goody goody wife, has a larger role to play in the sequel as now she is married to Chulbul ( Salman Khan ). Prakash Raj is the man to be felt bad for. Sallu needs a more powerful jeopardy evildoer to make the former look stronger. Prakash Raj has nothing so promising to contribute for this flick. As being consistent in the South Indian films he hereby fails to be a strong menacing antagonist.

As in Singham, Prakash Raj ( Bachha Singh ) is a goon entering in politics for the first time and tries to stabalize his reputation by not walking under any kind of controversies. Chulbul Pandey ( Salman Khan ) gets free from doubts and does not let Bachha with his corrupt business. As in first Chulbul was a corrupt officer but now Chulbul has turned honest at his duties ( promoted to Kanpur ) and enters the scene for saving a school boy who is abducted by goons ( Bachha's mobsters ) and is in need to be set free from the goons. Chulbul bangs with his gun fights and a swelled out tummy, rescues the little boy saving the day. He then doing his Robinhoodgiri later takes the reward from the school boy ka Paisewaala Baap and donates it to the charity funds. Then comes the Dabangg Reloaded song sung by Sukhwinder Singh again.

Further enters the mean-looking villain Prakash Raj with his brother Genda Bhai ( Deepak Dobriyal ) to harass Sallu's father ( Vinod Khanna ). Regardless of the threat to his family members Chulbul tries to be Dabangg and faces the Genda henchmens firmly. Genda dies and so Bachha gets enraged and let go his political career to take revenge for his brother's death. Bachha tries to terrorize Chulbul's pregnant wife Rajjo and then happens the Templewaala scene where Rajjo loses her baby and Arbaaz ( Makhi ) survives a bullet. Sallu comes running and clears the situation and avenges to kill Bachha Singh. The climax ends. Oh ! Forgot to mention one important thing - Sallu's shirt coming off and now the villain is defeated.

Funny scenes evolves from Chulbul's dialogue with his fellow Police Hawaldaars and his chubby words for the goons. Sonakshi does it well but Arbaaz disappoints showing that it was very much challenging for him to do two tasks at a time ( Director & Actor ). Sallu standing with the Hawaldaars - this could have been done solely in an effort to make him look more cheeky and cool, but doesn't work quite well. On the contrary, the Hawaldaars make the movie look a typical Bhojpuri film which lets you down.

Quite interestingly the songs replace or intends to be the replica of the first film. Tere Mast Mast Do Nain as Dagabaaz Re, Munni as Fevicol, Saanson Ne as Chori Kiyaa, Pandeyjee Seeti as Humka Peeni Hai and Dabangg being partly the same as first. This showcases the lack of creativity here in this film.

Dabangg 2 might get you a knock but may not win the hearts of audience as Dabangg did in 2010. Might suggest you to watch the first part instead of this one because of lack of good story writing and a Baddy.


 The Rating :

[ First published on zimbio.com ]

Khiladi 786 [ 2012 ]

' Feebly Heartfelt '

Who says critics are worthless? Now you don't have to watch this movie, unless of course, you glean some fulfilment / triumph from picturesque frenzy, ill-fated snapped scripts, gypsy-causing songs, and repeated sightings of Akshay Kumar's face. It's difficult to pinpoint the particular minute when it becomes clear that this disgusting, blend 'masala entertainer' is authorized insane (or at least not funnier than it means to be), but it's average though. The movie marks the rebound of Akshay Kumar to his illustrious ' Khiladi film series ' after a sustained crack of twelve years.


Khiladi 786 is savagery unfunny, horrendously planned and wholly provoking. The poor justify of a comedy is so misapprehend on every level, it's almost absorbing to watch, if you don't head discomfort, that is. Khiladi 786 is all just a crudely disguised ruffled constructed as a motion film, complete with hooting unsuitable music within badly fudged gags. Himesh Reshammiya ( Writer )  deliberately trying his best to sabotage his own career.

To prove his father that he is quite worthy enough to do trade manufacture, Mansukh ( Himesh Reshammiya ) takes up an unusual and extraordinary provocation of wheedling a gangster TT bhai's ( Mithun Chakraborty ) spoilt-brat sister Indu (Asin) marriage with a Dabangg police officer Bahattar Singh ( Akshay Kumar ) in Punjab. The cinema takes an unusual class as both the two hardcore families of two different states and religion, feigns to be as policemen in front of each other ( Mansukh convinces TT ), where the secrets of any one of them can be make known to at any moment, which can be a breath menacing business agreement for Mansukh.

Songs are pretty much good, Lonely ( Yo Yo Honey Singh ) and Hookah Bar ( HR ) doing it well though. Asin is well defined here also Mithun Chakraborty ( Tatya Tendulkar ). Paresh Rawal plays good as Champaklal but still not at his best.

The climax ain't so revealing and justifying making the film fatigued to be watched. What a unsatisfactory deficiency of cinematic magic. Akki goes too dull this time after his past average Tamil remake flick Rowdy Rathore.

The Rating :

First published on zimbio.com

The Collection [ 2012 ]

Worth the price of Ticket !

Looking forward for a good film in 2012 end ? Then this is the one to be watched if you wanna look for modish ways of killing someone who hate the most then you don't have to look elsewhere. ' The Collection ' directed by Marcus Dunstan is a pretty good movie to pay attention at if you wanna get new ways of tormenting and crucifying the one you hate the most then this movie is the handbook for you.

The Collection is a sequel of the previous ' The Collector '  in which Juan Fernandez ( The Collector ) and Randall Archer in the former. The story of the first piece was mildly gripping - Burglar ( Josh Stewart ) steals into a mansion at midnight time and is kidnapped by a lunatic, psychotic slaughterer who has been present there before him. Then plays an array of deadly traps and is rigged by lunatic booby traps.

In The Collection, a masked killer / murderer traps a girl at night club and leads a rescue force to save her life. But unfortunately the armed powers fail to unleash due to the massive deadly and gruesome snares by the madman.  

In the sense mindless bloodshed is your speedy dose for the day then it is admirable to watch.

 The Rating :

First published on zimbio.com

Playing for Keeps [ 2012 ]

                                | Dozy scenario |

Playing for Keeps is a Rom - Com starring Gerard Butler & Jessica Biel in the lead characters. The sweetie Noah Lomax is their little soccer kid where all the story lies. Director Gabriele Muccino fails this time to survive at the BO. His past HITS ' The Pursuit of Happyness ' and ' Seven Pounds ' along with Will Smith were worth notifying. But this time Robbie Fox ( Writer, So I Married an Axe Murderer ) fails to hand his notion pre-eminently. The film is painfully stereotyped that has a dozy impact on the spectators the minute it flashes. Probably, the film won't pay you correctly for the tickets rather due to its mere low entertainment value and a moulded hot jumble.

Playing for Keeps fails to present most likable womens viz. Judy Greer, Uma Thurman and Catherine Zeta Jones wasting their possibilities and abilities showing how happy Butler is, in bed with all the former ladies having Biel as the exception. Butler as in PS I Love You had embraced his acting powers at his best misses this year.

George ( Butler )  is a former soccer champion also a divorced ( with Biel ) having their nine year old child ( Noah Lomax ) tries to move closer to his family. He becomes the coach of his son's soccer team to procure his life back on track by sleeping with the mother's of the kids in the soccer team. As usual Stacy ( Biel ) gets closer to George getting familiar incidents to occur and ending with a soppy finale forecasting you to believe in the power of LOVE. Playing for Keeps fails to put in the power into the film as Muccino did in ' The Pursuit of Happyness ' demonstrating his skills at rom com ciné.


The Rating :

Talaash [ 2012 ]

Suspicious and subtlety Sentimental !

         


' Talaash '  is Bollywood thriller shot by flair under the direction of Ms. Reema Kagti casting the power trio Aamir Khan, Kareena Kapoor and Rani Mukherjee. Rather than taking all the names its just Aamir who delivers his films building it to be genuine and compelling. U. Mohanan, the cinematographer gives a Mumbai-noir moodiness beaming it in emotional verisimilitude. Ram Sampath, music composer, does the trick here to safekeep the people in line by his soundtracks, protecting the atomsphere of the plot preserving it to be drenched thoroughly. Ms. Kagti shooted some scenes taking the help of camera and visual tricks making Aamir look more stunning ( tall though ).


The story line is unfortunately very simple to understand, a car at night in Worli area loses its control ( driver ) collides on the foot-path and splashes into the sea apparently killing the driver who ends to be a famous actor ( last name, Kapoor, of course ). The case seemingly lands into the hands of Inspector Shekhawat ( Aamir Khan ), dealing with cloudy hustlers, a fascinating hooker ( Kareena Kapoor ), staggering mawaali Timur ( Nawazuddin Siddiqui) who repels your sympathy and a depressed wife ( Rani Mukherjee ). The former after her post disgusting distasted ' Aiyaa ' shakes her butt off here, appears in void makeup. Talaash is a film where the lead hero has to fight with his inner demons too solving the puzzled case. Some scenes are shot in red-light areas gaining the film to get more spectators to watch. Kareena being the red-light girl sways anticipating her role. She is a Sex-Bomb as never before.

Farhan Akhtar ( producer and the director of the generation-shifting hit Dil Chahta Hai ) has already worked with Mr. Khan in DCH, makes it again. Anurag Kashyap and Zoya Akhtar ( the writer department ) choose a mind boggling and imposing story and Kagti captures every little moment of it unlike anyone in the B- Town. There are few crude, dilapidated scenes, one of which is the scene where the actors can't bring to terms each other making their hazy souls to the make up and embrace each other.  As showcased in the trailers the film is not so catchy and intelligent and holds a mere corny twist.


The climax is good and holds a stereotypical finale however the film is fairly gripping. It's very much a Hindi film, but amended and expressed in a view and style. But if you are looking for an Action-packed film then this is not a movie to be watched.

( Published at Desimartini.com )

Jab Tak Hai Jaan [ 2012 ]

The big fiasco ends dull at BO

        


The most awaited movie to be watched in Diwali ' Jab Tak Hai Jaan ', though apocryphal & phenomenal Yash Chopra's last flick, this wasn't the DDLJ formula. The cinema thought to make more at BO will bang the former with its insignificancy and sluggish plot writing. Shahrukh Khan ( Samar ) charming as ever still sadly wasn't exciting as any Italian food dish and tasted as some pokey dish.

Why did the unexcelled formula established in DDLJ probably go rotten ? It possibly won't as long as it collect in hundreds of crores rupees. Anushka Sharma ( Akira ) depicting herself in the film is been deserted by the scenes and Katrina Kaif ( Meera ) is been lined up for no reason. A.R. Rahman, the man who would sail the ship towards victory sadly failed to do it this time. The song Challa projected again and again to keep the audience away from the flaws that the film does have, withholding the audience going blank at times.

The film packed with challenging lower IQ characters who hold the London police look so stupid ( as they aren't ) is just filled with star power and nothing else, except the fact that Shahrukh doesn't has aimless pranks and gags in the flick.

Anushka is so amusing, she goes with her ' New youth of India ' were she just intends to sleep encompassing and pile them in rubbish making a Chutiya out of it ! She opens her arena is funny enough to make unitentional laughs in the flick as long as the entry goes. Hot but still foolish elaborates a scene that initializes from her bums and then grooving the camera upto her breasts giving a side look which unfortunately ends giving a dive in the Ladakh lakes where the water is cold enough screening it screamingly.

' Devika Bhagat ' gets the screenplay at grief and just drums the audience mind with her collapsed writings. Katrina casts like Diana Penty in Cocktail and falling in love with the protagonist after bringing her to a night club where she starts doing her fucking favela dance which was a mere failure. Shahrukh goes on diffusing bombs, one of his bombs explodes on our face, being a religious discord having breaking up for the sake of promise she had to Jesus Christ.

Yes ! The most interesting was that the bedroom scene were Shahrukh has his unshaved toes mingling with Katrina's manicured one. SRK for the first time Onscreen kisses the reel counterpart that too doesn't help the movie make enough. Neither lame but the sad sex scene, thus unromantic making it look dull.

Jab Tak Hai Jaan disappoints with its unconditional story and Adi for the first time makes his cinema as flat as he could. Ignore this film as it has only the glamour, lacks the major unconvincing materials in the film. The T.V soap commercial ( LUX ) promotes the film where Kat looks like goody Snow White in her fab dress, though this won't make the film fill its inconsistencies.

Save your money for Dabangg 2 or Talaash in the upcoming month which will prove more worthy than this. Khiladi 786 is a scary film for your pocket though seeing the script has been written by Himesh Reshamiya since. Lets wait for the Big Clash next month.

The Verdict :

First published on zimbio.com

SKYFALL : Inconsistencies, Potholes and Theories

As a spoof of James Bond's code ( 007 ), the Skyfall gunbarrel or the Bond theme walked out at 00.07 time permit. 

A scene approaches when Bond talks to M in the MI6 ( Military Intelligence, Section 6 ) from her back. We find her wearing a hanging earring and the other with a variety. After the shot takes off to a side glance we see the two clip - on earrings ( The one seen from behind is the in - ear communication device ).

Cars are facilated for the driving the digger over them, are never packed this close  ( side - by - side ), and usually are packed from end - to - end clubbing the other passing objects, letting it suspended to the vehicle.

The shot in the bar where Bond is watching television with a bottle of drink in his hands which is 80 % full whatsoever, then pours some of it in the glass and instantly in the next shot the bottle is in general it is 20 % full ( Bond continues watching TV ).

' Robin Hood Pandey ' bangs on 21st December !

The most anticipating Bollywood's fast - paced flick ' Dabangg 2 ' gets unleashed on 21st December 2012 . Salman Khan after his disastrous flop ' Ek Tha Tiger ' is now set to clash his 2010 hit sequel ' Dabangg '. The blockbuster grading its most collections at the Box-Office the previous year is now set to roll it again rumbling it on his reality show - Big Boss ( Season 6 ) hosted by himself. The Trailers are out, go give it a try.

Nicolas Cage endorses Expendables 3

The Actor Director Nicolas Cage has now signed the deal for his latest fast-paced flick ' The Expendables 2 ' sequel. Cage now has confirmed to work in the aftermath along with Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham and the Writer / Director Dave Callaham. Cage along with Expendables continuation will also shimmer in Jon Turteltaub next project named ' National Treasure 3 ', which is also the tertian chunk of National Treasure ( 2004 ) . The Oscar winning actor is said to join Justin Bartha, Jon Voight in the third installment, sources declare.

The 5 most anticipating movies [ 2013 ]

5. A Good Day to Die Hard :

                         
                          

The 1988 legacy continues further on as John McClane ( Bruce Willis ) travels to Russia to ascertain that his offspring, and band up with. John Moore, Director of Max Payne, as usual goes for a hyperkinetic action film demonstrating the underworld bustle. This is a film for which everyone must look forward too. Bruce Willis though decrepit shows his charm in the Trailers. 


4. Man of Steel :

After his awfully flop ' The Cold Light of Day ' released this year, ' Man of Steel ' is a movie which Henry Cavill should foremost at. The plot is the same as every Superman movie has but one thing to look at is Chris Nolan, David Goyer, the writers of Batman Trilogy, are the credits here. The movie for sure will be counted on Nolan-Goyer writings abide. The Trailer looks fascinating and awe-inspiring.

3. Stoker :

                         

The Director Chan-wook Park { Oldboy ( 2003 ), Thirst ( 2009 ), Lady Vengeance ( 2005 ) and this time ' Stoker ', is a man who makes just one film a year. His works are spic and span and as clean as a whistle. Nicole Kidman and Matthew Goode are the focal point of the cine. Though less buildup it is still in the run to chase for.

2. The Lone Ranger :

                          

The twosome Gore Verbinski and Johnny Depp after their over whelming win in Pirates Sequels and Rango, they both are again set together too stagger the screens the forthcoming year. Depp playing as Tonto, man of law turned to a combatant, is the protagonist in the movie. The movie will be a typical western, cowboy-cut movie with Armie Hammer as The Lone Ranger. Let's see what do these twosomes do again heading up ?


1. The 4th Reich :

                                            

This is a film to go for in 2013 where Sean Bean, GoldenEye ( 1995 ) is the lead protagonist as a Sergeant. The film is based on a abhorrent massacre war though victorious in Western Europe that would assert lot of hearts. A band of Nazi scientists stinked to generate a more exclusive and dandy race but each advanced experiment concludes with freaky, mysterious and aversion dread changing the face of mankind where the true Monstrosity begins ! 

Skyfall [2012]

' Believe the Buildup, its Stupefying '

The Cast :

Daniel Craig
Javier Bardem
Naomie Harris
Judi Dench
Helen McCrory


Genre :

Action / Thriller / Crime


The Opening Statement :

This is the 23rd Bond Film which has been directed by Sam Mendes ( American Beauty ) who wipes all the previous bond films to date. Neel Purvis just conflagrates through the hyperkinetic plot for 140 minutes.  Skyfall is a perky, keen and super fast paced meal of cinema ( in a good way ). Daniel Craig is the most multifaceted and most likable Bond of his generation. ' Skyfall ' is the most awaited film of 2012 produced by Barbara Broccoli.

Budget : $ 200,000,000 ( Estimated )

The Case : 

( Spoiler Alert ! )

Actually there is no mark in explaining the casing, because it will suck away all the fun from the cine. Rambling fans of the first two movies expecting convivial mythology in the Bond Universe will not let down. The film set is in Istaanbul and narrates a new score this time. This time Bond ( Daniel Craig ) is on a mission at Istaanbul where M's ( Judi Dench ) to niche her. Raoul Silva ( Javier Bardem ) is the knavery aspect of this film. Bond here as usual is loyal, ambitious, avid and zealous.

Raoul Silva, the former MI6 agent, confess that he was betrayed and abrupted by M. Too she leaves him to be tormented and lets him go behind the bars. M apparently gave him up because she thought that the things done by Silva were too critical and formidable.

Eve ( Naomie Harris ) , MI6 agent, handles her tasks at her level best. The first scene is where Bond is on a mission to find his MI6 mate Ronson in Istaanbul, where he has a tough chase with a pro hitman Patrice (Ola Rapace ) The scene just blurly reminds the Casino Royale Embassy Chase.

Silva gets arrested by Q ( Ben Whishaw ) , the Quartermaster, when Bond calls on the Royal Navy for support in order to arrest the former. M at the quarters accosts Silva about his attacks and plans but Silva restrains from telling her and  escapes of when Q tries to access Silva's computer thus freeing him. Bond though chases him but Silva disguises as a police officer and makes his way. Q just in time impels him over CCTV images and Bond chases him. At last Bond branches Silva but Silva explodes a bomb fulminately thus escaping from Bond's hands. He then along with some of his ally, all dressed in police uniforms, heads to kill M at MP's meeting. Bond arrives just in time to save M and drives her off alone to safety. He switches on to his old Aston Martin DB5 with all his widgets and gimmicks working, which meets Mallory ( Ralph Fiennes ) approval.

Bond and M travels to Scotland to the Bond family estate ' Skyfall '. Silva lays an array of booby traps were Bond's loyalty to M is testened. M though gets off through a secret tunnel but Silva hard knocking waves of henchmens injuring M. M collapses to her bullet wound and dies on the spot. Bond kills Silva with a knife throwing him at his back. Mallory becomes the new M at the end.


Conclusion: 

SKYFALL is a hell of a bang. Believe the advertising buildup, Javier is the ' Joker ' of the Bond franchise.


' Must watch this fucking bit of cinema ! '


Rating :

Paranormal Activity 4 [2012]

                       ' May be a film of hard knocks on '

The Cast : 

Katie Featherston
Kathryn Newton
Matt Shively
Sprague Grayden
Brady Allen

Genre : 

Horror


Gross : 

30,00,00,000 $  ( Weekend )

Release Date :

18th of October, 2012 ( Initial Release )
26th of October, 2012


The Opening Statement :

First of all, Paranormal Activity 4 can please the spectators enabling them to reach the backstory and total realized world of Katie's inhabits. The background score is allegedly terrifying, escalating and runs when approached to a shock.

The Case :

The ' Paranormal Activity '  franchise has their own style that they just develop their movie in the least possible budget and get their most profits from it. This is the fourth installment in the popular PA hollywood franchise.

Hope PA4 will be the next tension racking lull and may get our scream out. The backstory is after the disappearance of Katie and their infant son Hunter after five years when a targeted family suffers from mysterious events when a lady and her child moves in their house. PA4 is such a film where you can't explain the plot or else it will lose its grip making it fuzzy and dull.


Conclusion : 

PA4 is a taut, screamy and gripping watch. The horror scenes are fuckingly right before shocks, some are humorous and insane. The writer also incorporates some lap-top webcam scenes which are though touchy and horrid. Reinventing the PA series is no doubt serviceable but not so promising. The scenes are rather having serious shivery communal scares. The props are the same ie. a darkened room with lots of little lights and the camera which captures the figure that the reel characters can't.

The movie leads its latest competitors Argo and Taken 2 by 15 million $ aprrox.

' It may not satisfy if compared to any of the horror classics '


Rating :

        

Student Of The Year ( SOTY ) [2012]

       ' K.Jo back to School '


The Cast :

Siddharth Malhotra
Varun Dhawan
Alia Bhatt


Genre :

Comedy / Romance




The Opening Statement :

Does K.Jo's ' Student of the Year ' (SOTY) is an Indian remake of  ' High School Musical Series ? '



The Case :

K.Jo made this film just for Siddharth Malhotra ( Abhimanyu Singh ). The film had nothing unique and impressive as its competitor Delhi Safari. Ya ! Of course, the teens would love to go for this movie but it isn't that promising one.( I am not praising Delhi Safari for that.) Siddharth restraint is impressive, Varun ( Rohan Nanda ) is charming and Alia ( Shanaya Singhania ) is sizzling and all they land in their mini-universe St. Teresa's High School at Dehradun.

The first protagonist Abhimanyu is a focused, well determined character drawn towards his career to gain prosperity and success in his future academic years & Life. He is a middle class boy with well defined goals. Rohan, the second protagonist, is a son of a rich bussiness tycoon and the third one, the sizzling babe Shanaya is a famous college campus girl known for her beauty and style.

Rohan is mingled with many girls around him, but he likes Shanaya since they were best childhood friends. Abhimanyu is the third party which comes into the life of these two characters. Things happen and both Ro and Abhi become friends with each other after some canteen, locker room , lawns, etc scenes. Class divide, however, hardly attracts significance in such a designer set-up. So, Abhi and Ro become friends after an early tiff. They get to know about their goals to grab the SOTY title !

Abhi later on starts liking his best friends Gf ( Ro's Gf ) Shanaya, and so does she. Abhi thinks this will be like betraying his best friend. In between Rishi Kapoor ( Yoginder Vashisht ) the Dean of the campus is a giggling character goofing around the pupils exposing his Gay personality.

Now both of them becomes foe and they get all set to bag the SOTY title when their ambitions gets geared up. The each segment of SOTY tears apart these mens to redefine their choices.

The Question is ' Who will grab the Student Of The Year title ? ' 

Conclusion :

Rishi Kapoor was at his level Best and so does Kajol and Boman Irani in their cameos. Alia Bhatt has all the qualities that a Bollywood actress should meant fuckingly bold, hot and glamourous. Despite of its unapologetic brainlessness, the movie is above average, and perfect as K.Jo creates it. All the protagonists were looking like season actors while this was their debutant movie. Good plot but still lacks because of its Flashback Songs in the first half.

' Good, Fresh Desi Tadka ! '

Gross : 28,00,00,000 ( Worldwide )

Rating :

Delhi Safari [2012]

                                     ' Lord Loves a Duck ! ' 

The Cast :

Akshaye Khanna 

Govinda
Sunil Shetty

Genre : Animation  / Adventure

The Case :

Delhi Safari as the name suggest its an Adventurous - Animation film. Don't think that this film is only meant for kids. This is the thing why the film lags its Fame. Actually this is the Genre problem, the Animation Genre.

It is assumed to be a kids film but infact this is a film for all. This is a film enjoyed by everyone. The story starts with a group of Wild Animals who are facing existential problems since the Cheetahs are extinct now.

The plot focuses on human greed towards animal foreskins and other materials that we do make from them. The journey or the Safari is from Mumbai to the Delhi, which is the Capital of India. The animals are willing to visit the Parliament to tell their problems about human excessiveness and extinction of wild breeds. Well, you can excuse me for being naive enough to believe in democracy more than we humans do.

The first half is a bit Boring or drags the Pakaww , Schmaltzy & Idiotic songs more than its story. The second half is demanding and purposeful. The scenes are good enough but the songs are Bad enough which pulls the legs of the Film to attain that Fame or Glamour.

Conclusion :

A good effort to raise the bar for this kind of Genre. It isn't preachy but still you'll miss the Toy Story's Woody, James P. "Sulley" Sullivan and Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. as these characters are not so promising. Wish that 'would meet the lyricist of the Delhi Safari songs so that I could tear his Liver apart and make him swallow through his A**.

The film is a worthy exception because of its Genre but is good and effective punch. Nikhil Advani (Director) shows a good effort in his Debut animation project but still lags if we compare it with Hollywood's Toy Story Series, Monster Inc., Kung Fu Panda sequels. Hope they remove their Fucking songs !

' A good attempt and yet not up to the mark ! ' 

 Rating :

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OMG ! ( Oh My God ) [2012]

' Superbly Sensological '

The Cast :

Paresh Rawal
Akshay Kumar
Mithun Chakraborthy

Genre : Comedy / Drama




The Case :

The case is rather unsual, unreal and satrical drama story which has a shopkeeper Kanjilal Mehta ( Paresh Rawal ) who deals with antiques at a small shop in Bombay. He lives with his family happily and does his bussiness well. But the twist is that Kanjibhai is an atheist, he does'nt believes in any of the religious beliefs. He thinks that God is Absent since Mankind has created or Developed everything on this Heavenly Earth ! He also starts Disliking the priests and the pandits / saints in the Country thereby taking a fight with them. But suddenly Kanjibhai's shop gets devasted by a huge Tornado ( special case ) no one else's gets destroyed.

 He thinks but still believes that it was just a Natural Disaster thereby claims that he should get the insurance price for it. As he gets a negative response from the Insurance company ( as it wasn't any accident ) he seriously gets horrid and falls into trouble.


Yet, he keeps believing in himself and tries to take all the Saints to the court thereby saying that God Isn't present amongst us and if Yes then the former should pay him the Insurance money for destroying his shop for No Reason. Then a time comes when God comes to meet him suprisingly ! What will Kanjibhai do next ?


Question is ' Will Kanjibhai get his money back ? Or will he be able to prove that God isn't there ? '





Conclusion :

The story line is tickling and Mind Boggling too ! It may inspire and you may get hyped by Kanjibhai's dialogues. Sonakshi Sinha plays a good Item number in the movie and the songs also ranks the Chart-Busters !

The moral solely is ' God Lives within Humans and not in Stones. '


Ratings :

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Barfi ! [2012]

' What's the Magic Word ? '

The Cast :

Ranbir Kapoor
Illeana D'Cruz
Priyanka Chopra

Genre : Comedy / Drama / Musical



The Case :

For those people still suffering from ' Ek Tha Tiger ' Bad taste, this is a film which could Turn you ON again to watch Bollywood Movies ! First of all, The Name ' Barfi ' sounds mouth watering and melt in your mouth so does the Film. This is a unique film in this decade which has unreal Romantic but non-sappy scenes. The plot is of 1970's waala movies which we usually think are a bit Boring but If you go for this one it would surely change your Horizons about Retro Cinema. Murphy ( Ranbir Kapoor ), usually called Barfi by his mates and pals is a Dumb and Impaired Boy character. He then Falls in Love with a Sweet gal Shruti ( Illeana D'Cruz ). Inspite of their True Love, Shruti prefers to marry another man due to her parental advice. Many years later again they all cross their paths and meet each other. Shruti still believes that she is in Love with Barfi !

The Question says, ' Will Shruti retain to stay with her happiness ( present husband ) or go with Barfi, his Blind Love ? '

Conclusion :

This story is absolutely unconditional, narrative uncomplicated one. Anurag Basu ( Director ) after Kites, which was a Fucking mess, this time shows his Awesomeness and Imagery as Good as possible. Outstanding Cinematography in Hazy Darjeeling which could set you charged.

After a very long time Bollywood has got a Good film with less intensity, heart-breaking, humourous, non-fictional and an old fashioned entertaining cinema !

A Well- Defined Climax !

Gross : 2,779,172 ( U.S.A )

Rating :

ROTTEN, SPILLED AND DISSECTED :

DISSECTION of MiB III :

When the 60's cop pulls the left end of the billboard sign after stopping their car there,if you zoom into it the car is rather parked right to the middle of it.

Returning back to MiB after his suspension days, agent J passes through a huge screen with the aliens that can be watched. The two of them are Lady Gaga and Bill Gates.

Young Agent K's hands gets interchanged as apart, crossed and one on top of the other with no continuity anything it may be, when K starts questioning agent J.

In 1960 when agent J ways out of the Flatiron building, a woman walking right behind him; then comes a shot cuts of a group of hippies to his POV furthermore continues with the previous shot of agent J where the woman continues to walk, rather here she should have gone a lot meters ahead as of now.

A Question often strikes after watching MiB III is that ' Later to the death of agent K being killed in the past, why is that only agent J remembers all the things at once and at the same time nobody bethinks agent K ( ahead of 1969's ).

Appropriately, it is that man who gave agent J the time travelling device where he does say that he can remember K because agent J ( the young black brat at the Cape Canaveral was he himself and so being involved in the events inactively or indifferently, agent J remembers agent K even after his death beyond '69.