Showing posts with label Filmy Khopdi Reviews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Filmy Khopdi Reviews. Show all posts

Friday

PK [2014]







The dinner I had the previous night was a torture. It was so awkward talking with my own mother. Well, the truth is I am a junk eater and had wasted all of my pocket money eating roadside chaat. So, begging for more money (just to get my first day first show ticket) was a serious crime as per the laws drafted by my Mommy. The living room was so quite that I could hear my own jaw moving, each bite clearly defined. "This is one of the tasty dish I ever had so far!", I said in an attempt to break the silence. "What's so tasty in these Dum Aaloos? Anyways Thanks.", she said and gave a smile which quite didn't reach my eyes. Later, when I reached by the sink, I stuck to my plan to get the money from her wallet. "I'll help you arrange the wet dishes", I said. Arranging the plates from the water and later bravely added,"Mommy, can I get some cash?" And guess what, she gave me a stiff look (as expected) staring at me as if I was her enemy. I guess I couldn't blame her now atleast. When you are on a vacation at home, not even partying with friends or going for a trip anywhere with someone it is pretty much cynical, isn't it? But thankfully Mommy mentioned New Year's Party arrangements which was a  perfect lie. I added some more dialogues to make it sound more believable.


Okay so lets move away from this drunken story of mine. The most anticipated movie of this year "PK" is not what you'll expect before entering the talkies. We all agree the fact that Rajkumar Hirani is one of the greatest of all directors and also he is the paragon of the most entertaining directors. "Munnabhai MBBS", "Lage Raho Munnabhai" and "3 Idiots" are no doubt included on the lists of the 'most thought-provoking films' and they do deserve. All of these were strategically planned movies and earned a lot at the BO. But "PK" is something noticeably different from others where virtuoso Hirani teams up with his writer Abhijat Joshi and bombs on religious matters that are considered superior on this land meticulously.


Aamir Khan (Called as PK in the film isn't his real name. Public names him Peekay) referring to a drunken man who walks, talks strangely and questions people behaving as seven year old kid. Khan lands from a spaceship, completely nude, somewhere in a desert in Rajasthan where a villager snatches his remote control (kind of a locket which he wears as a necklace) and sells it (around 40k) to a godman Saurabh Shukla (Swami Nithyananda). Khan needs this remote control in order to return to his planet and so he sets out on a journey which results in to bring about a small change in our thinking and religious beliefs.


Two of those funniest sequences were firstly, the 'Dancing Car' scene. Oh that was just hilarious! I still don't believe that who will like to have car sex somewhere far away in a desert? PK identifies the dancing car (so called by him) and steals their clothes for his use. Second one is when Boman Irani (News channel anchor) refuses to broadcast religion-based material on his channel because he was once butt-stabbed by a Trishul printing three marks on his ass. Such scenes depicting any religious content were smoothly delivered and Hirani keeps PK interacting with our mind in the most gentle way. Khan carrying the Pooja Thaali in a Church, Wine bottles in a Dargah are simply funny and in a balanced proportion instead of offensive. Anushka is bubbly and cute. Her hairstyle isn't that bad. Sushant Singh Rajput holds a short role of a Pakistani boy who falls in love with the former Indian.


The movie falls just after the interval where the climax becomes clearly predictable. Also, all the songs are simply annoying and irritating. A year ago, I watched BUZZ FEED VIDEOS on YouTube (they haven't paid me to promote them) for a continuous three hour stretch, and I would rather see it again than to sit and listen these BHEST OF TIME songs.


Surely, PK is not like 3 Idiots or the Munnabhai Series but Hirani still has a better story to tell. It has some beautiful lovable characters and of course Aamir who will win your heart guaranteed! Hope this cute story helps to redefine India's mindset on religious beliefs and amends our society socially.


Movie Review : Himmatwala [ 2013 ]

Faltu, Bekaar par " Bikaau "





Well, Himmatwala is a movie which every Indian should watch this week. Ajay Devgn is at his best entertaining the audience setting their mind to the seventh paradise. Tamannaah is jaw - droppingly hotter than ever before. The 1983 classic remake in Eastman Color is just a Masterpiece ! No doubt, this could, rather, this is the 2013 Best Movie title holder. Sajid Khan as never before reconstitutes the remake in such a way that also the dumbest critic of all will appreciate it.

Oh F*ck ! What today's Date ? 29th March ? Sorry, thought it to be 1st April, so trying to fool you all !

Straight to the point, this is zenith of ugly film making.

Story is simple to narrate.

Devgn back to his native place -- Reunites with his Mother and his Sister Pooja -- Finds a charming girlfriend -- Sets himself to rip the village tyrant's butts off -- Brags the " Himmatwala " title with some jerky animal scenes.


Sajid Khan demolished the Comedy genre, just as making a huge hole in some one's pants. The film has ugly songs. Bum Pe Laat ? What ? Ya, this is what really happens after a horrendous film make. Jitendra's 1983 Blockbuster movie is an Ice - cream where Sajid pretends to smear some cherries and pineapples over it but disastrously adds spices and condiments over it. Hell Yeah, this is how Himmatwala movie tastes like. The one who appreciates is not a living species of Planet Earth but an ape from the outer space. It has all the entertainment value of a Donkey show. Brainless comedy scenes where you would just go checking out at the screens with no intention to make us laugh.

Filmy Khopdi Bataa kya hai Dekhne jaisa ?

Yes ! Go and watch the Tiger scenes if you weren't to any of the wild life sanctuaries. Try checking the DVD for the 1983 Himmatwala instead this one. You liked Ajay in Singham and SOS ? Go, he is the same here as well. Tamannaah is beautiful to glance at.


But, Obviously don't watch.