Tracklist Plan for 2013

For all the Cinema Lovers here is something which you would like to see. And so this is just a itinerary of all the Upcoming Hollywood movies which everyone is interested to look forward at. Check out the tracklist plan below ( can be changed accordingly ) and get all set to ride your ass.

Specific Mentions ( Sequels, Big Budget movies ) are inserted in the above image.

Movie Review : Dabangg 2 [ 2012 ]

 Slapdash Directorial Cut !

As someone who is a big Sallu fan, who liked and loved Dabangg [ 2010 ], and was thoroughly infuriated by Ek Tha Tiger [ 2012 ], just had one question while entering the new Sallu film that how much ammendment would Dabangg 2 have ? The comeback, unfortunately, Dabangg 2 is not so entertaining ( it is but in parts ).

Director Arbaaz Khan prefers to hold saucy and fresh dialogues to hide the flaws. But this doesn't help till end because it becomes too repetitive and dreary to pay attention at. The action scenes are insane and look like as if they are produced when technology was not on tap. Arbaaz as his directorial debut, just happens to be clumsy. Too, the movie is lanky without Malaika Arora Khan’s waist ! Plus when you wait for something or the other too happen or bounce at you, unluckily, that does happen but the progress is too delayed and makes the sub-plots becomes unsatisfactory. Too, Sallu needs to be in the right shape if he schemes to do any action films hereby. Dilip Shukla ( Writer ) too sinks the script throwing the audience in borehole.

Further Investigation outcomes are situations when the pregnant wife is being rolling down the temple stairs and her brother-in-law is being held back by the mobsters. This is the most common shot ever seen in any of the B - grade movies making the film look hazy and of 80's type. The film is totally Bollywoodized when the plot revolves around the usual standard story - A Hero, his Wife, A Villain and his gang of henchmens all spiced up together to make the Masala Movie of the Year.

Arbaaz comes and disappears at his own will, while Sonakshi Sinha ( Rajjo ) - goody goody wife, has a larger role to play in the sequel as now she is married to Chulbul ( Salman Khan ). Prakash Raj is the man to be felt bad for. Sallu needs a more powerful jeopardy evildoer to make the former look stronger. Prakash Raj has nothing so promising to contribute for this flick. As being consistent in the South Indian films he hereby fails to be a strong menacing antagonist.

As in Singham, Prakash Raj ( Bachha Singh ) is a goon entering in politics for the first time and tries to stabalize his reputation by not walking under any kind of controversies. Chulbul Pandey ( Salman Khan ) gets free from doubts and does not let Bachha with his corrupt business. As in first Chulbul was a corrupt officer but now Chulbul has turned honest at his duties ( promoted to Kanpur ) and enters the scene for saving a school boy who is abducted by goons ( Bachha's mobsters ) and is in need to be set free from the goons. Chulbul bangs with his gun fights and a swelled out tummy, rescues the little boy saving the day. He then doing his Robinhoodgiri later takes the reward from the school boy ka Paisewaala Baap and donates it to the charity funds. Then comes the Dabangg Reloaded song sung by Sukhwinder Singh again.

Further enters the mean-looking villain Prakash Raj with his brother Genda Bhai ( Deepak Dobriyal ) to harass Sallu's father ( Vinod Khanna ). Regardless of the threat to his family members Chulbul tries to be Dabangg and faces the Genda henchmens firmly. Genda dies and so Bachha gets enraged and let go his political career to take revenge for his brother's death. Bachha tries to terrorize Chulbul's pregnant wife Rajjo and then happens the Templewaala scene where Rajjo loses her baby and Arbaaz ( Makhi ) survives a bullet. Sallu comes running and clears the situation and avenges to kill Bachha Singh. The climax ends. Oh ! Forgot to mention one important thing - Sallu's shirt coming off and now the villain is defeated.

Funny scenes evolves from Chulbul's dialogue with his fellow Police Hawaldaars and his chubby words for the goons. Sonakshi does it well but Arbaaz disappoints showing that it was very much challenging for him to do two tasks at a time ( Director & Actor ). Sallu standing with the Hawaldaars - this could have been done solely in an effort to make him look more cheeky and cool, but doesn't work quite well. On the contrary, the Hawaldaars make the movie look a typical Bhojpuri film which lets you down.

Quite interestingly the songs replace or intends to be the replica of the first film. Tere Mast Mast Do Nain as Dagabaaz Re, Munni as Fevicol, Saanson Ne as Chori Kiyaa, Pandeyjee Seeti as Humka Peeni Hai and Dabangg being partly the same as first. This showcases the lack of creativity here in this film.

Dabangg 2 might get you a knock but may not win the hearts of audience as Dabangg did in 2010. Might suggest you to watch the first part instead of this one because of lack of good story writing and a Baddy.


 The Rating :

[ First published on zimbio.com ]

Khiladi 786 [ 2012 ]

' Feebly Heartfelt '

Who says critics are worthless? Now you don't have to watch this movie, unless of course, you glean some fulfilment / triumph from picturesque frenzy, ill-fated snapped scripts, gypsy-causing songs, and repeated sightings of Akshay Kumar's face. It's difficult to pinpoint the particular minute when it becomes clear that this disgusting, blend 'masala entertainer' is authorized insane (or at least not funnier than it means to be), but it's average though. The movie marks the rebound of Akshay Kumar to his illustrious ' Khiladi film series ' after a sustained crack of twelve years.


Khiladi 786 is savagery unfunny, horrendously planned and wholly provoking. The poor justify of a comedy is so misapprehend on every level, it's almost absorbing to watch, if you don't head discomfort, that is. Khiladi 786 is all just a crudely disguised ruffled constructed as a motion film, complete with hooting unsuitable music within badly fudged gags. Himesh Reshammiya ( Writer )  deliberately trying his best to sabotage his own career.

To prove his father that he is quite worthy enough to do trade manufacture, Mansukh ( Himesh Reshammiya ) takes up an unusual and extraordinary provocation of wheedling a gangster TT bhai's ( Mithun Chakraborty ) spoilt-brat sister Indu (Asin) marriage with a Dabangg police officer Bahattar Singh ( Akshay Kumar ) in Punjab. The cinema takes an unusual class as both the two hardcore families of two different states and religion, feigns to be as policemen in front of each other ( Mansukh convinces TT ), where the secrets of any one of them can be make known to at any moment, which can be a breath menacing business agreement for Mansukh.

Songs are pretty much good, Lonely ( Yo Yo Honey Singh ) and Hookah Bar ( HR ) doing it well though. Asin is well defined here also Mithun Chakraborty ( Tatya Tendulkar ). Paresh Rawal plays good as Champaklal but still not at his best.

The climax ain't so revealing and justifying making the film fatigued to be watched. What a unsatisfactory deficiency of cinematic magic. Akki goes too dull this time after his past average Tamil remake flick Rowdy Rathore.

The Rating :

First published on zimbio.com

The Collection [ 2012 ]

Worth the price of Ticket !

Looking forward for a good film in 2012 end ? Then this is the one to be watched if you wanna look for modish ways of killing someone who hate the most then you don't have to look elsewhere. ' The Collection ' directed by Marcus Dunstan is a pretty good movie to pay attention at if you wanna get new ways of tormenting and crucifying the one you hate the most then this movie is the handbook for you.

The Collection is a sequel of the previous ' The Collector '  in which Juan Fernandez ( The Collector ) and Randall Archer in the former. The story of the first piece was mildly gripping - Burglar ( Josh Stewart ) steals into a mansion at midnight time and is kidnapped by a lunatic, psychotic slaughterer who has been present there before him. Then plays an array of deadly traps and is rigged by lunatic booby traps.

In The Collection, a masked killer / murderer traps a girl at night club and leads a rescue force to save her life. But unfortunately the armed powers fail to unleash due to the massive deadly and gruesome snares by the madman.  

In the sense mindless bloodshed is your speedy dose for the day then it is admirable to watch.

 The Rating :

First published on zimbio.com

Playing for Keeps [ 2012 ]

                                | Dozy scenario |

Playing for Keeps is a Rom - Com starring Gerard Butler & Jessica Biel in the lead characters. The sweetie Noah Lomax is their little soccer kid where all the story lies. Director Gabriele Muccino fails this time to survive at the BO. His past HITS ' The Pursuit of Happyness ' and ' Seven Pounds ' along with Will Smith were worth notifying. But this time Robbie Fox ( Writer, So I Married an Axe Murderer ) fails to hand his notion pre-eminently. The film is painfully stereotyped that has a dozy impact on the spectators the minute it flashes. Probably, the film won't pay you correctly for the tickets rather due to its mere low entertainment value and a moulded hot jumble.

Playing for Keeps fails to present most likable womens viz. Judy Greer, Uma Thurman and Catherine Zeta Jones wasting their possibilities and abilities showing how happy Butler is, in bed with all the former ladies having Biel as the exception. Butler as in PS I Love You had embraced his acting powers at his best misses this year.

George ( Butler )  is a former soccer champion also a divorced ( with Biel ) having their nine year old child ( Noah Lomax ) tries to move closer to his family. He becomes the coach of his son's soccer team to procure his life back on track by sleeping with the mother's of the kids in the soccer team. As usual Stacy ( Biel ) gets closer to George getting familiar incidents to occur and ending with a soppy finale forecasting you to believe in the power of LOVE. Playing for Keeps fails to put in the power into the film as Muccino did in ' The Pursuit of Happyness ' demonstrating his skills at rom com ciné.


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