Thursday

Jab Tak Hai Jaan [ 2012 ]


The big fiasco ends dull at BO


        


The most awaited movie to be watched in Diwali ' Jab Tak Hai Jaan ', though apocryphal & phenomenal Yash Chopra's last flick, this wasn't the DDLJ formula. The cinema thought to make more at BO will bang the former with its insignificancy and sluggish plot writing. Shahrukh Khan ( Samar ) charming as ever still sadly wasn't exciting as any Italian food dish and tasted as some pokey dish.

Why did the unexcelled formula established in DDLJ probably go rotten ? It possibly won't as long as it collect in hundreds of crores rupees. Anushka Sharma ( Akira ) depicting herself in the film is been deserted by the scenes and Katrina Kaif ( Meera ) is been lined up for no reason. A.R. Rahman, the man who would sail the ship towards victory sadly failed to do it this time. The song Challa projected again and again to keep the audience away from the flaws that the film does have, withholding the audience going blank at times.

The film packed with challenging lower IQ characters who hold the London police look so stupid ( as they aren't ) is just filled with star power and nothing else, except the fact that Shahrukh doesn't has aimless pranks and gags in the flick.

Anushka is so amusing, she goes with her ' New youth of India ' were she just intends to sleep encompassing and pile them in rubbish making a Chutiya out of it ! She opens her arena is funny enough to make unitentional laughs in the flick as long as the entry goes. Hot but still foolish elaborates a scene that initializes from her bums and then grooving the camera upto her breasts giving a side look which unfortunately ends giving a dive in the Ladakh lakes where the water is cold enough screening it screamingly.

' Devika Bhagat ' gets the screenplay at grief and just drums the audience mind with her collapsed writings. Katrina casts like Diana Penty in Cocktail and falling in love with the protagonist after bringing her to a night club where she starts doing her fucking favela dance which was a mere failure. Shahrukh goes on diffusing bombs, one of his bombs explodes on our face, being a religious discord having breaking up for the sake of promise she had to Jesus Christ.

Yes ! The most interesting was that the bedroom scene were Shahrukh has his unshaved toes mingling with Katrina's manicured one. SRK for the first time Onscreen kisses the reel counterpart that too doesn't help the movie make enough. Neither lame but the sad sex scene, thus unromantic making it look dull.

Jab Tak Hai Jaan disappoints with its unconditional story and Adi for the first time makes his cinema as flat as he could. Ignore this film as it has only the glamour, lacks the major unconvincing materials in the film. The T.V soap commercial ( LUX ) promotes the film where Kat looks like goody Snow White in her fab dress, though this won't make the film fill its inconsistencies.

Save your money for Dabangg 2 or Talaash in the upcoming month which will prove more worthy than this. Khiladi 786 is a scary film for your pocket though seeing the script has been written by Himesh Reshamiya since. Lets wait for the Big Clash next month.















First published on zimbio.com


Wednesday

SKYFALL : Inconsistencies, Potholes and Theories





As a spoof of James Bond's code ( 007 ), the Skyfall gunbarrel or the Bond theme walked out at 00.07 time permit. 



A scene approaches when Bond talks to M in the MI6 ( Military Intelligence, Section 6 ) from her back. We find her wearing a hanging earring and the other with a variety. After the shot takes off to a side glance we see the two clip - on earrings ( The one seen from behind is the in - ear communication device ).


Cars are facilated for the driving the digger over them, are never packed this close  ( side - by - side ), and usually are packed from end - to - end clubbing the other passing objects, letting it suspended to the vehicle.





The shot in the bar where Bond is watching television with a bottle of drink in his hands which is 80 % full whatsoever, then pours some of it in the glass and instantly in the next shot the bottle is in general it is 20 % full ( Bond continues watching TV ).